It’s Time to Take a Stand!

I know. It’s beyond despicable. I mean… what next? Someone who actually follows through on his promises?!! It’s time for Americans to take a stand against stuff like this –

(I love Andy Borowitz.)

Sanders Pandering to People Who Want to Hear the Truth

U.S. Senator Bernie Sanders, an independent from Vermont and 2016 Democratic presidential candidate, speaks during a campaign event at the Los Angeles Memorial Sports Arena in Los Angeles, California, U.S., on Monday, Aug. 10, 2015. Some 27,000 people descended Monday night on the Los Angeles Memorial Sports Arena, which has hosted acts such as Madonna and Pink Floyd, to hear from a raspy-voiced 73-year-old who has become the 2016 political season's breakout star. Photographer: Patrick T. Fallon/Bloomberg via Getty Images

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Trumpin’

(To be sung to the tune of Grateful Dead’s Truckin’)

Trumpin’, got gazillions to spend. Keep trumpin’ like the “Apprentice” man.
GOPs, more or less the same, ‘publicans stumpin’ on.

Bushes and Cruzes and Rubios, Walkers and Kasich-ohs
Florida, Wall Street, Texas –  all on the same bankroll.
Your typical bully playing the typical corporate game.
Hang  it up and see who they’ll find to blame.

Trumpin’, claiming  women’s wombs as your own. Trumpin’, immigrants told to go “home.”
Workers, working for slave wage, ‘publicans trumpin’ on.

Busybodies, bullies, and bossybritches thinking they own you,
telling you who you can marry and who you cannot.
Starting wars to profit off our citizens’ taxes.
Not concerned about looking like GOP asses.

Trumpin’, the hair’s the least of our probs. Trumpin, shipping out our jobs
to sweatshops out in Asia somewhere. Who cares if the wage is fair?

Sometimes Bernie’s giving me hope.
Sometimes I’d like to elect the Pope.
Maybe it occurs to me, what a long, strange campaign it’s been.