“I would date myself.”

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  1. It’s hilarious! I know you meant it in jest (goes without saying!), but a woman in my gym said something very much like that a while back.

    I had finished my workout and had showered. I was at the sink and a few sinks down there was this 20-something who was openly admiring herself in the mirror. I thought she was kidding at first. She wasn’t. “Damn, I’m hot. If that wasn’t me, I’d hit that,” and stuff like that. She turned to me and said, “You know you want to hit this.” I told her I didn’t bat for her team (my husband loves it when I use sports metaphors), but she fits the definition of “autosexual.” She started to take offense, but I just told her that it’s good to be your own best friend. Real life is stranger than any fiction.

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