Dear Governor Romney:
Thank you for your recent application for employment. Although your resume was certainly impressive, we felt your job experience and qualifications were not quite the right fit for our job opening. The United States is not a corporation in need of a CEO. We don’t need a boss. We need a hard-working self-sacrificing employee. Our President is not our employer. He is our employee, beholden to us. We think, perhaps, you might be happier in another position.
We wish you well in your future job search.