So if I were in charge of dispensing intelligence info to #45 I would make sure I didn’t give him any actual… you know… information.
Dear Humoristian hooligans,
We are living in wonky times, to be sure. But we shall not be ascared of FOX “news” by night, not for the tweets that flieth by day; Nor for the loose cannon that rolls over all diplomatic negotiations in darkness; nor for the really insane cabinet nominations that wasteth at noonday. Because you have made actual news your source of information, and love your guide, you shall be a source of truth and good will to all you meet. You will be met with kindness and honesty, you will bring laughter to those in desperate need of a good guffaw, and a helping hand to those who need a lift up.
It’s going to be alright. Maybe. You might as well laugh.